HOW DO I LOSE 3-5KG IN 2.5 WEEKS
GUYS SHIT
I CANT GO TO EUROPE FAT ILL LOOK RIDICULOUS
There is a time and place for decaf coffee. Never and in the trash.
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Get Leggy
they also went to the louvre together to, like, check out the dicks on statues for comparison just to calm scott the fuck down.
(i can just picture them, scott being his usual neurotic self, and ernest just like, ‘give me strength. are you fucking kidding me? i nearly died in the war. i have a fucking medal of bravery. and we’re looking at cocks together. gatsby can only take you so far, my friend. you better write another goddamn masterpiece soon.’)
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Ladies, hold onto your ovaries!
Got a penny?
GOT A PENNY?
GOT TAH PENNY?
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history meme → one war {French Revolution}
French Revolution (1789–1799), was a period of radical social and political upheaval in France that had a lasting impact on French history and more broadly throughout Europe. The absolute monarchy that had ruled France for centuries collapsed within three years. French society underwent an epic transformation, as feudal, aristocratic and religious privileges evaporated under a sustained assault from radical left-wing political groups, masses on the streets, and peasants in the countryside.[1] Old ideas about tradition and hierarchy regarding monarchs, aristocrats, and the Catholic Church were abruptly overthrown by new principles of Liberté, égalité, fraternité (liberty, equality and fraternity). The royal houses across Europe were horrified and led a countercrusade that by 1814 had restored the old monarchy, but many major reforms became permanent. So too did antagonisms between the supporters and enemies of the Revolution, who fought it out politically over the next two centuries.
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Q AND A WITH SARAH TIME BECAUSE SHE CANT MAKE DECISIONS
Q: do i got to the 9.30 tour of versailles or the 2.00? its like a tour of the kings rooms etc. that you can’t usually see.
A: hop to it kids. i value your opinions
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